So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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