u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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