I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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