You're completely useless in the revolution.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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