White coat. Heels.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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