Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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