let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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