I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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