operation harelip BJ is a go
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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