so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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