come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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