Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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