Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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