is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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