what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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