Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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