oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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