the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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