Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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