I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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