That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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