i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Let's paint friendship bongs
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
