her vagine was all disorganized.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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