rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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