I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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