omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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