i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
