Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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