I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i dont even know how to be here
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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