Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Randomize
