think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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