I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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