rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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