quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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