She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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