i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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