OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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