You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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