All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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