I love black thongs
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My vagina just recognized that song.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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