Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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