No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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