no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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