I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
one two three fourrrrnication!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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