I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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