worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I know her cup size but not her name....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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