i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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