I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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