NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
What a dumb baby whore.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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