You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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