I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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