Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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