Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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